2 Taking three hours to leave the house

In the old days it was easy. Handbag, mobile, keys, go.

Now it’s handbag, mobile, keys, changing bag, nappies, baby wipes, changing mat, bottle, formula, toys, hat, breast pads, muslins, nappy sacks, spare vest, spare trousers, dummy, food, bowl, spoon, blanket, snowsuit (if it’s cold), sunscreen (if it’s hot). And you’ve still forgotten something. That’ll be your keys. And your mobile.

This is why if you are planning to get somewhere for 10am you must get up at 5am.